Free Bird (Taken with instagram)
Bros for laugh (Taken with instagram)
i myself are made up of flaws stiched together with good intentions (Taken with instagram)
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Oh. Em. Gee. I. NEED. These. Shorts. On. My. Butt. Right. Now. Addooorrbbbbss.
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My fortune -___-
This is great. It makes me think of a couple of different things.
1. I went to Panda Express one time, and got the fortune, “You will find a new career with great rewards,” which sounded great until I saw the giant sign above the drink machine: “Panda Express - Now Hiring - Start A New And Rewarding Career!”
2. In college, my friends and I threw a party called Mr. Tang’s Kung Fu Kegfest to try to get our friend Tang to grow a mustache and get laid. For the party we got a bunch of fortune cookies and replaced the fortunes with our own fortunes. I wrote most of them. My favorites were, “You will take a big dump tomorrow,” “You are white,” and “Yes, he is cheating on you.” The cheating one made a girl cry.
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